12.28.2010

review: splinter cell conviction

Syphon Filter and Metal Gear Solid rolled into one and made more relevant. Crafty use of the score, cut scenes projected onto walls of the maps and the ability to interrogate someone's head into a TV screen. Its worth giving up your heroin addiction to buy this game.

12.27.2010

review: damnation

My best friend says this is the worst video game ever made. There are several hints that it is a beta of the beta of the Gears Of War beta. There is nothing more depraved and irresponsible than trying to control a character in the depths of an ether binge. Sound design was constructed by someone who is only allowed to write with crayons for their own safety.

review: guitar hero aerosmith

Whoever is really behind Aerosmith is a marketing/PR machine. Remember that arcade game that was Terminator 2 except Shwarzene5x^wwwr was replaced with the band? Guitar Hero: Same old game with Aerosmith songs. Bargain bin for the general population, addition to shrine for fans.

10.25.2009

review: transformers the game

Clipping, goofy looped sound effects, weird controls and…..the usual hollywood movie turned into a game to make a quick buck. Finishing this review with 5 words: I want my money back.

8.19.2009


Call Of Juarez: Bound In Blood demo is now available for download on xbox live. I can't even begin to grasp how "Juarez" is pronounced.

7.30.2009

garbage singer in GH5


Shirley Manson is only happy when it rains and will be in the new GH5 as a playable character. I was kind of hoping for every member of Slayer instead. GH666?

7.25.2009

xbx3 ipod/iphone wallpaper

Keep spreading the word about XBX3. Spread it onto your phone, public libraries, cafe's in Paris and Paris Hiltons bedroom. Right click save as and don't get avian bird flu.